After more than 50 bridal showers, 30 bachelorette parties, 80 weddings and 15 baby showers, it's not about you, my friends, any more. It's all about me. Check my blog for clues on whom I'd like to live happily ever after with. Each day, you need to think -- "Hmmm...would he be right for Lisa?" Then, when the right guy comes to mind, set me up! But, let's keep the contest between us girls (and select boys that are allowed to view my desperation).

Monday, November 27, 2006

No wimps allowed

Thought you'd all enjoy this photo of me from my vacation in Cabo San Lucas. I'm all geared up to go on a canopy tour. Bascially, I was harnessed and helmeted and sent flying from one side of a cliff to another by my tour guide, Alejandro. It made me think of another "must have" for my potential date.

Must have #11: No wimps. If my 60 year-old Dad could do the canopy tour, then my guy will need to be able to do it too. No, "I'm afraid of heights," or "I don't want the helmet to ruin my 'do" guys." (Altho, I do like guys with good hair!)

As you find yourselves getting really busy with holidays nearing, remember, that most of you, have to buy gifts for the special someone in your lives. I too, would like to be shopping for my adorable boyfriend, but wait, I don't have one. Ladies, and the few gentleman that read my blog, all I want for Christmas this to go on a date with one your eligible friends. So, make your shopping lists, go to your holiday parties and remember to keep your eyes open for potential mistletoe smooches for me!

Friday, November 17, 2006

Hola de Mexico!

The Bachelorette is working on her tan in Cabo San Lucas. She'll be back on Tuesday, 11/21 to let you know about any muchachos that she meets on her trip.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Just to clarify...

...I am NOT the the female in the costumed makeout in my last post. No, Halloween came and went with no masked makeout. Maybe my "bitch kitty" costume was intimidating or maybe I already knew everyone at the party since I hosted it. So, since you all aren't really getting me the dates that I need, how about you start getting me invited to parties where I'm not the host? That way, they'll be some new prospects...

I did meet one cute boy at the party only to find out that he had a serious girlfriend. Of course he did.

So, it's November. A new month, let's start over. All previous contestants are officially kicked to the curb.

MUST HAVE #11: I really need a guy that isn't wimpy! I like scary movies, not Texas Chainsaw stupid movies, but some real "thrillers." You would be amazed how many guys in the past couple of years have told me they don't like scary movies. To me, that's a red flag. Does that mean that if I hear a scary noise in the middle of the night that I should plan on being the one to check all the closets and go to the scary basement without a flashlight?