After more than 50 bridal showers, 30 bachelorette parties, 80 weddings and 15 baby showers, it's not about you, my friends, any more. It's all about me. Check my blog for clues on whom I'd like to live happily ever after with. Each day, you need to think -- "Hmmm...would he be right for Lisa?" Then, when the right guy comes to mind, set me up! But, let's keep the contest between us girls (and select boys that are allowed to view my desperation).

Friday, July 14, 2006

Desperate times calls for...

...desperate measures.
Oh, I'm not talking about me. I mean, I have all of you working on dates for me, but this poor woman (her mug shot above) in Aloha, Oregon should be so lucky. She had a real love emergency! She was arrested for calling 911 to find the 'cutie-pie' cop that had just left her house after following up on a noise ordinance complaint! Don't let his happen to me...


Blogger Perry said...

Poor girl.

On a different subject I saw this article and thought you might find it interesting.

Are you better off single?

11:49 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got a candidate for you Lisa. Ok. So it's not a police officer, but it's someone with an equally high stressful job. My old copywriter colleague, Marc. We worked together at Bozell in the late nineties. I gave him your 411 so you won't have to be calling 911 anytime soon...Let us know how things go. Hope I win the contest!

2:48 PM

Anonymous Shawn's Lisa said...

Hmmm... maybe the woman just thought it was one of those sexy stripper hot cops.

I've got my eyes peeled for you. There's nothing I love like hooking people up.

2:56 PM


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