After more than 50 bridal showers, 30 bachelorette parties, 80 weddings and 15 baby showers, it's not about you, my friends, any more. It's all about me. Check my blog for clues on whom I'd like to live happily ever after with. Each day, you need to think -- "Hmmm...would he be right for Lisa?" Then, when the right guy comes to mind, set me up! But, let's keep the contest between us girls (and select boys that are allowed to view my desperation).

Monday, July 10, 2006

Was it a sign?


When was the last time that you actually saw a real frog? It's been about 15 years for me, but I saw him. My prince! I'm taking it as a sign. He hopped across the patio at my parents house. My Dad called me outside to see it (strange, I know, but maybe he was thinking the same thing as me -- it's her prince!) Frogs are really kind of gross. My sister, mom, dad and I stood on the patio staring at it, watching him (I swear he winked his bulging eye ball at me) and then he was gone, hopped off somewhere. Hmm....Does this mean that one of you is withholding a prince potential? Get on it, ladies (and gentleman!) This frog is cute and soliciting a makeout and I know you have some single friends that need a smooch as well.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wouldn't even worry about the husbands, 75% of all married peopled have settled, due to their insecurity and lack of self esteem. I consister the single folks to be the true survivors.

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Blogger Perry said...

I think anonymous 'considers' singles to be survivors.

I love frogs and toads too! Amphibians are the near perfect organism. If only they could fly.

Here's an interesting story that might go well with your blog.

How many?

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