After more than 50 bridal showers, 30 bachelorette parties, 80 weddings and 15 baby showers, it's not about you, my friends, any more. It's all about me. Check my blog for clues on whom I'd like to live happily ever after with. Each day, you need to think -- "Hmmm...would he be right for Lisa?" Then, when the right guy comes to mind, set me up! But, let's keep the contest between us girls (and select boys that are allowed to view my desperation).

Saturday, February 10, 2007

There will not be a second date

Many of you have been asking me to share more details about the dates and, if possible, to share some photos. Hope you're happy. Here he is, my blind date.

Many things were wrong with this date, starting with him picking me up and not even getting out of the car to meet me. Instead, he put down the window and said, "Hop in" to the girl (me) standing in 4-inch heels and a black tie dress. Classy. Some may think this is petty, but it's not. Besides, his lack of manners only gets worse.

Once inside the Auto Show , he continued to walk about 15 feet in front of me, never looking back. He did; however, find the champagne right away (the one positive) and handed me one, but only after he began chugging his own. Again, classy. He was on his phone a lot trying to meet up with some of his friends, which I looked forward to talking to since he didn't have anything interesting to say. (I did plan ahead and had a backup plan in place – my friends, Shannon and Perry, were at the event and on standby to rescue me). I was feeling a 911 situation coming on as this date was not getting any better. At one point, I stepped away to take a picture of a beautiful, chocolate brown Bentley and when I turned back around, he was gone. Lucky for me (read: sarcasm), I found him, amongst a huddle of his friends. You will probably need to read this next part several times because you will not believe what he was doing when I finally found him. Like a 14-year-old looking at his first Playboy he was showing off to his friends with a porno movie on his phone.
Again, class act.

Am I serious? Yes.

My date was looking at porn on his phone, in public, on a date!

What happened next? I went to the champagne table.

Then, I executed my emergency plan and met up with Shannon and Perry. Never saw porno man (my date) again. Left him at the Auto Show.


Blogger John said...

Wow that pretty much tops all my bad dates even the recent sign of the cross girl. To bad you couldn't have jumped in one of those cars and ran him over.


8:37 AM

Blogger Perry said...

Now that was rich! A porno on his fun! LOL. Incidentally, is that the next "rule" : The guy must not show porn on his phone to his friends during your first date.

Nice work on linking too.

1:01 PM

Blogger Leigh Ann Taillie said...

Tehran, 9 Jan. (AKI) - Thirty one people arrested by Iranian police risk the death penalty for making and distributing a porn movie they made with a cell phone, the president of Tehran's criminal court, Saiid Mortazavi, has announced.

Wouldn't it be nice if your first date had been in Iran? He sounded like a total looser!

8:03 PM

Blogger andrew said...

He looks like he may be from the Eastern block, is his name Yevgeny? I think he rebuilt the transmission on my Honda last month... perhaps.. if you want some Lisa good date karma, you need to help your friends out... it's a two way street remember... lots of me, me... need more me, we

11:39 AM


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